★ BREAKING: LOCAL PRODUCER DISCOVERS CHORDS ★ YOUR KICKS CAN BE LOUDER ★ NO CRYPTO REQUIRED ★ LESSONS IN ENGLISH & FRENCH ★

Bring me the track that is ruining your week.

We can work on composition, beatmaking, arrangement, mixing, sound design, synthesis, music theory or that mysterious thing where the reference track sounds huge and yours sounds like a sock.

  • Live, practical sessions built around your own music
  • FL Studio specialist, but DAW-agnostic advice
  • Beginner-friendly without talking to you like a toddler
  • Online lessons in English or French
REAL PERSON
CONFIRMED
Comic-book portrait of Samuel Moebs surrounded by music gear and a large Boom-Tss caption

100% GURU-FREE

Hi. I'm Samuel.

I've been producing music for over ten years, with releases through Lofi Girl, several million streams, and work across film, animation and video games.

My job here isn't to hand you the One Sacred Compressor Setting. It's to listen, understand what you're trying to make, spot what's holding it back, and help you build skills you can use without me.

10+years producing
MILLIONSof streams
2languages

CHOOSE YOUR POWER-UP

WRITE BETTER

Harmony, melody, rhythm, structure and escaping the eight-bar-loop dimension.

SOUND BETTER

Mixing, sound design, synthesis and making intentional choices instead of plugin roulette.

FINISH MORE

Workflow, feedback, project rescue and a realistic plan for whatever level you're at.

The following reviews are legally classified as “complete nonsense.”

THOUSANDS* OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS

★★★★★
“Before Samuel, I only knew C major. Now I know C minor. My family is terrified.”
— John Music, inventor of music
★★★★★
“My snare is now so wide it requires planning permission.”
— Beatrice, definitely a real student
★★★★★
“I asked about sidechain compression. He did not once tell me to buy his crypto course.”
— DJ Placeholder, Ibiza (Ohio)

*Three. There are three fake customers above.

THE PATENT-PENDING THREE-STEP SYSTEM

  1. 1Tell me what's stuck. Send a few details and, if you want, a track or project link.
  2. 2We choose a session. We'll agree on the goal, length, price and time before anything is booked.
  3. 3We work on the music. Screen share, listen closely, make changes and leave with clear next steps.

BOOK A SESSION

Pick a real available time through TidyCal. This part is suspiciously legitimate.

OPEN THE OFFICIAL TIME PORTAL
OFFER EXPLODES IN 09:47

The timer restarts. Obviously.

ASK ME SOMETHING FIRST

Not ready to book? Send me the details and we'll figure out what kind of session makes sense.

This opens your email app. Prefer doing it manually? sam.moebs@proton.me

VISITOR NO. 000001